How to Have a Killer Time in DC by Sam Lumley
How to Have a Killer Time in DC by Sam Lumley
English | 2025 | Cozy Mystery
A young, gay, autistic travel writer takes a head-spinning detour when murder and romance unbalance his well-planned life and career in this fun, quirky debut mystery . . .
For twenty-four-year-old Oliver Popp, autism is just another fact of life. As long as Oliver sticks to a comfortable itinerary planned well in advance, he gets by just fine as a staff writer for Offbeat Traveler magazine. But a curveball drops into Oliver’s budding career when his first feature assignment takes him to Washington, DC, to chronicle the latest tourism trends.
His freelance project photographer is Ricky Warner, a gregarious and impulsively adorable shot of adrenaline. If the flirty gay photographer isn’t enough to unbalance shy Oliver at the get-go, there’s also an unsettling chance encounter with old acquaintance, Elise Perkins, and a congressional hearing that’s shaking up both the capitol and an entrepreneurial billionaire. The unexpected distractions soon collide—quite literally—when Elise is struck dead by a speeding car. Funny how she didn’t move and didn’t scream. She just stared it down like she knew it was coming. Forget the National Mall and Mt. Vernon Square. Oliver and Ricky are game for something much more interesting: solving a mystery and a murder.
With their focus shifted and a deadline coming, they only have a few days to solve the crime. For Oliver, it’s a weeks of firsts: first crush, first time without a schedule, first time playing amateur sleuth, and first time getting wrestled out of his comfort zone. But with a loosey-goosey new partner like Ricky, that might not be such a bad thing at all.
Also, who decides on what to put here? Because most of these books are anti-male, pro-gay, anti-white, anti-family, and absolute shit. Occasionally we’ll get some good ones. But most are just shit-tier. HOWEVER, don’t take that the wrong way. I get it. “They’re free, so stfu.” But there just seems to be a ratio of shit to good around 20 to 1. I appreciate the postings, I know it’s a risk, etc. It appears there’s a black lesbian man-hating agenda going on. I’m not paranoid, just observant.